I don’t know about you, but I’m known far and wide as a guy that can cut a rug. Not literally. I’ve never actually sliced into any rugs,…

When something’s both good and bad, people say it’s “a double-edged sword.” I think that’s ridiculous. A double-edged sword is always a good thing. You can do twice…

Let’s talk about gas, because at this moment in history, it’s out of control. Seriously. I’ve had bad gas for weeks now and I don’t know what to…

Short broads. They’re the best. If you’ve been keeping up with these bloggeroos, you might remember the types of women I go for: Brazilian, Ukrainian, South African, Canadian…

Back in the fall, I was drinking a lot of Red Bulls and they really made me feel like I was being shot out of a cannon. I…

Between the ages of 18 and 31, I completely lost my sense of smell. I was using this nose spray that was supposed to make me a better…

There was a big blow-up at work last week between the boss man and the black guy. Lots of fireworks. I think the boss man broke out his…

Remember when I told you about those flashbacks I was having with my old dog Bozo? Well guess what? He’s back, or rather, she’s back. I found a…

A lot of blue-collar guys have toolkits to help them do their jobs. The kits got whatever tools they need to get their jobs done – hammers, screwdrivers,…

I’m sorry to say it, but I stopped writing my yeti story. It just got to be too much of a hassle for me. I mean, I’ve already…