What’s better than a good old-fashioned cookout? Maybe a duffel bag full of unmarked twenties, but besides that, nothing. I used to run a summer camp over on…

Most people have a thing against bugs, but not me. I love the little guys. The way I see it, there’s more of them than there are of…

I’m a big fan of snacks. Meals are great, too, but who has time to sit down and eat a whole ham these days? That’s why I get…

I’m a romantic guy. Always have been. Fell in love for the first time in the fourth grade with the Truancy Officer. Ever since then, I’ve had a…

I have this computer at home. A friend needed to get rid of it fast and he needed a vacuum, so I traded him. Anyway, I don’t even…

Fall is just around the corner and you know what that means: Crab Apple Season. I’m getting hungry just thinking about them. These little buggers pop up all…

So I’ve been thinking about running for Governor. There’re a lot of things wrong with Pennsylvania and since nobody’s answering my letters over at the Governor’s Office in…

In my younger days, I spent a lot of time sleeping in a lot of places. Some of those places were bus stations. Everyone knows that hotels are…

Visors are hats for people that like getting ripped off. Here’s the thing about handcuffs: there’s only one key for all of them. It’s not like the Tampa…

Toes are a luxury, not a right. I fought in the Korean War. For both sides. If you ask me, the quick money’s in billiards. I love the…