Toes are a luxury, not a right.
I fought in the Korean War. For both sides.
If you ask me, the quick money’s in billiards.
I love the smell of gasoline right after you light it on fire.
Restaurants were created to take advantage of the lazy. If you’ve got a forest and a lighter, you’ve got dinner.
I like my women LOUD.
Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 3-22-26