July 5, 2007

Toes are a luxury, not a right.


I fought in the Korean War. For both sides.


If you ask me, the quick money’s in billiards.


I love the smell of gasoline right after you light it on fire.


Restaurants were created to take advantage of the lazy. If you’ve got a forest and a lighter, you’ve got dinner.


I like my women LOUD.


Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 3-22-26