June 7, 2007

Boxers or thiefs? Who wants to know?


This might not be “Peacie,” but I think we should segregate the ghost population from the living. Thoughts?


I’d chew ice cubes all day if they weren’t so sharp.


If you want to be a good hitchhiker, you’ve got to think outside of the thumb. Don’t just stand there when you could be dancing.


Types of girls I like: Brazilian, Ukrainian, South African, Canadian [the further North, the better], short, Wisconsin.


You’d be surprised to know how many passports I’ve got.


Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 23-20-26