Who decided that pigs are for eating but rats get a free ride?
I’d play the lottery if they let me pick the balls.
Television hasn’t been good since “The Goldbergs.”
I’ve played Monopoly in real life and bankruptcy is a lot harder to get out of than the game makes it seem.
Music really makes me want to sing, man.
They should rename the Virgin Islands. That was an expensive mistake.
Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 36-22-62