June 21, 2007

I turn all kinds of things into pies.


Who hasn’t lived in a cave at one point or another? That’s what they’re for.


You say diabetes, I say diabetos.


Give me a mug and some beans and I’ll find a way to make your damn coffee.


Every time I step on a nail, I thank my shoes for doing their job the best they could.


I’d grow a beard but I don’t have the time.


Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 33-26-30