I turn all kinds of things into pies.
Who hasn’t lived in a cave at one point or another? That’s what they’re for.
You say diabetes, I say diabetos.
Give me a mug and some beans and I’ll find a way to make your damn coffee.
Every time I step on a nail, I thank my shoes for doing their job the best they could.
I’d grow a beard but I don’t have the time.
Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 33-26-30