Winning is everything when it comes to Russian Roulette.
I tore my rotator cuff. I always hated that thing.
Screw parasailing, man. Make the handicapped sail like the rest of us.
I’m really bad at remembering birthdays. I think mine’s in June, but who knows?
I’ll take the moon over the sun any day of the week.
Man, what ever happened to Zaire? That place was crazy!
Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 23-26-30