June 14, 2007

Winning is everything when it comes to Russian Roulette.


I tore my rotator cuff. I always hated that thing.


Screw parasailing, man. Make the handicapped sail like the rest of us.


I’m really bad at remembering birthdays. I think mine’s in June, but who knows?


I’ll take the moon over the sun any day of the week.


Man, what ever happened to Zaire? That place was crazy!


Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 23-26-30